Wanna know why I'm a total and utter bitch? Because I hate reading blogs of people who are succeeding in areas in which I struggle relentlessly.

Yeah. I'm a bitch. That's me.

Why am I like that? I should be able to rejoice for others and be happy that they're reaching their personal goals. But I'm not. There. I've said it. Okay, okay...on some level I AM happy for them...but then I get all depressed about my own inadequacies. Because it's all about me, dontchaknow. All me, all the time. (can you hear me sucking from where you are? How about now? Now?)

(bitch!)