You know, when you haven’t had sex in a while, I think the pilot light goes out. Much like chocolate, I find that if I don’t partake for a while I just don’t think about it.
But when previously uninterested significant other decides that he is, in fact, interested it’s almost a shock. Whaaaa? Sex??? Then you start remembering, and thinking about it and before you know it *whoosh* you hear that little pilot light burst forth into flame. You think about it, you plan on it, you shower and make pretty. You think this is going to be IT!!!
Then as you’re getting the children to sleep and managing to nurse your baby in that little black bra, it happens. Previously uninterested, recently interested significant other falls asleep. FUUUCK!